Why my bank - and I - are keeping CMQ strictly adults only. Any sex worker learns pretty quickly that the ratio of people that get you and give you a fair go, compared to those who think they know you based on their own misassumptions, projections, and malicious hearsay, is about 10,000 to…
I am always blowing my trumpet loud and clear about holding our industry accountable so that it can rise above the stigma and be taken seriously - and I always walk the walk as a professional escort of the highest order. There is one controversial aspect of booking a sex worker that has got…
Anyone that knows me, works with me, fucks me or has any dealing with me knows that I am a straight shooter. I don’t bitch, moan or gossip (too many cocks, jewels and shoes, not enough time). But when something really gets on my considerable tits, I just have to speak up. I don’t…
Like 99% of contemporary people, I have been doing the dance with addiction my whole life (yes, I’m looking at you wine mum). I have always loved food - the delicious satisfaction and treat of eating it, as well as that comforting full feeling that sends you into a trance. Looking around at how…
Not many people know this, but throughout my high profile career in sex work I have attracted the ire, obsessive behaviour, cyber stalking and full blown cray cray of a small percentage of people - not just clients, but other women! Throughout my career in the adult industry, the more high profile and empowered…
Here’s a little factoid that I think you should know about… Fifteen years ago, in the Paleozoic Period before the internet, sex worker service description was pretty basic bitch, if it was provided at all. The client showed up and it all got worked out on the fly. Around this time, I returned to…
I think it’s safe to say that we have a new trial of the century so far. In the 90s, we had the OJ Simpson trial. 2022 was Johnny and Amber’s year. Scratch that - Johnny’s year! Like so many others around the world I have been riveted, if not obsessed, by watching this…
In my last post I shared with you that I was about to go under the knife so that I could really knock it out of the park and go into this decade looking not just good, but spectacular. Mission accomplished. I’d like to reassure everyone that the surgery exceeded my expectations. I am…
Strap In For My New Facelift I have always been a fan of cosmetic intervention. And I mean always. Way back in Grade 6 at primary school there was a group class activity: each student had to describe how they saw their future and say something about it. I’m not joking (this really happened),…
Sex work and global pandemics don’t go great together. When a highly infectious disease threatens the community - with mindblowing, fatal repercussions if it gets out of control - things are going to get a little batshit crazy. Welcome to Sexwork Covid 19 Edition Anxiety is topping the charts, so yes, my #coronaboner hashtag…