Why my bank – and I – are keeping CMQ strictly adults only.
Any sex worker learns pretty quickly that the ratio of people that get you and give you a fair go, compared to those who think they know you based on their own misassumptions, projections, and malicious hearsay, is about 10,000 to one. The ratio blows even harder than I do.
The same goes for banks and financial institutions. Most run scared, which is infuriating. I’m just a tax paying chick who runs a thriving business – like any other bad bitch boss in this town. I demand and deserve the same respect as anyone else. No more, no less.
So when I discovered that the facility MERCHANT WARRIOR was happy to process my payments, I stuck with them. It means that I can offer clients Two Factor Authentication, run client information through all the ethical, proper channels, and not keep anyone’s records. Happy Days! Although only a small fraction of my clients pay this way, I want to keep this service as part of my extensive offerings, to maintain my business at peak rock n’ roll fabulousness (This blog is not a paid partnership).
There is one issue. The behemoth credit giants, VISA and MASTERCARD are clutching their pearls about the sexual nature of my business services.
Merchant Warrior has informed me that these financial institutions are concerned about underage clients accessing CMQ services.
On this one issue, the grand poobahs of finance and I are 1000% ALIGNED. Let me state clearly for the record, in neon signs as big as the Coke Sign at King’s Cross (still an icon, like moi)
I DO NOT SEEK OR ACCEPT BOOKINGS FROM ANYONE UNDER 25.
- To be honest, this is a moot point. I am an intimidating goddess and consummate professional who prices accordingly – not a teen root that you have a fumble with at a Blue Light Disco. Never, in all my years in the biz, has a young whipersnapper had the balls to approach. To a young mind, I am a distant MILF fantasy figure way out of their price range or wheelhouse. It doesn’t even happen.
- My services are calibrated at the height of sexual sophistication, designed for clients who know their own mind and sexuality and feel good in their own skin. This requires a certain level of maturity and life wisdom that no-one should expect of a young kid. I am sex positive and would never shame anyone for being curious, but I completely concur that my services are for mature adults only. In fact, although the legal age is 18, I only take clients 25 or older.
- This is my personal preference. In my professional and private life, the vast majority of the people I hang out with are in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s. I was batshit crazy in my teens and early twenties, and now assume that everyone else is too. So I act accordingly and cull.
- My finance partners and merchant facilities are crucial to my business. It’s their way or the highway. As a card-carrying diva from the gates of hell who has clear boundaries about how she operates her business, I respect the fact that this is a clear, hard, fast rule for them. It is how it is.
I am declaring, in the interest of my merchant partners, young people and myself, the following:
The CMQ enterprise will not welcome or even communicate with under-18s at any time.
Henceforth CMQ will be asking new clients for Photo ID and they will need to show their face on camera before we proceed to bookings.
If a young person under 18 does approach, my concern for their welfare and
refusal to be put in a compromising position will cause me to block them immediately.
I only work with a clientele that is 25 years old or above.
Please note my updated terms and conditions, which requires all clients to declare their age.
If you are confused about Australia’s legislation concerning accessing adult content please find the government information you need here GET INFORMED!
Sorry kids. This playground is not for you…