Deposit Theft

I am always blowing my trumpet loud and clear about holding our industry accountable so that it can rise above the stigma and be taken seriously - and I always walk the walk as a professional escort of the highest order. There is one controversial aspect of booking a sex worker that has got…

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Media Whores and Faux Ho’s

Anyone that knows me, works with me, fucks me or has any dealing with me knows that I am a straight shooter. I don’t bitch, moan or gossip (too many cocks, jewels and shoes, not enough time). But when something really gets on my considerable tits, I just have to speak up. I don’t…

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Living Life to the Full – Gastric and Gorgeous

Like 99% of contemporary people, I have been doing the dance with addiction my whole life (yes, I’m looking at you wine mum). I have always loved food - the delicious satisfaction and treat of eating it, as well as that comforting full feeling that sends you into a trance. Looking around at how…

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I’ve Had it with Haters

Not many people know this, but throughout my high profile career in sex work I have attracted the ire, obsessive behaviour, cyber stalking and full blown cray cray of a small percentage of people - not just clients, but other women! Throughout my career in the adult industry, the more high profile and empowered…

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The Name of the Game – the Truth behind GFE and PSE

Here’s a little factoid that I think you should know about… Fifteen years ago, in the Paleozoic Period before the internet, sex worker service description was pretty basic bitch, if it was provided at all. The client showed up and it all got worked out on the fly. Around this time, I returned to…

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Trial Tribulations

I think it’s safe to say that we have a new trial of the century so far. In the 90s, we had the OJ Simpson trial. 2022 was Johnny and Amber’s year. Scratch that - Johnny’s year! Like so many others around the world I have been riveted, if not obsessed, by watching this…

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Come and Christen my New Face

In my last post I shared with you that I was about to go under the knife so that I could really knock it out of the park and go into this decade looking not just good, but spectacular. Mission accomplished. I’d like to reassure everyone that the surgery exceeded my expectations. I am…

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SURGERY

Strap In For My New Facelift I have always been a fan of cosmetic intervention. And I mean always. Way back in Grade 6 at primary school there was a group class activity: each student had to describe how they saw their future and say something about it. I’m not joking (this really happened),…

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Sexwork Covid 19 Edition

Sex work and global pandemics don’t go great together. When a highly infectious disease threatens the community - with mindblowing, fatal repercussions if it gets out of control - things are going to get a little batshit crazy. Welcome to Sexwork Covid 19 Edition Anxiety is topping the charts, so yes, my #coronaboner hashtag…

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HOW TO STAGE A SEX SCENE

Now that I have reached a level of expertise in my career and journey as an escort I have clearly acquired some golden nuggets in my treasure trove of knowledge. A while back, a spate of close girlfriends seemed to all be falling in love and getting married at the same time. Many of…

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CORPORATE SLUT SHAMING

INVESTOR DAILY:NAB treated me like ‘garbage’, sex worker says Sarah Simpkins— 1 minute read 14 November 2019 EXCLUSIVE High-profile escort Madison Ashton has blasted the banking sector for blocking merchant facilities to sex workers, naming NAB as the worst perpetrator for discrimination. Ms Ashton, formerly known as Christine McQueen, told Investor Daily she has…

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NEW RATES

This just in gentlemen: I have changed my rates This is actually not a rise but a correction. My pricing was created when I was a newly minted private upscale escort. As you undoubtedly know, my rate operated (please note past tense) on a sliding scale that reduced with each coming hour. So basically,…

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DOMINATRIX

I am always evolving as a courtesan and pleasure provider. I have sensed my new calling and heeded the signs. I will be offering domination. My future reign as a mistress has been brewing for a long time and, patience please, the transformation is still in an evolutionary state. Domination will not be a…

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LADIES WANTED

I do get approached by a lot by other female escorts who apply to do double bookings with me. Even though I am fiercely independent and love my setup - sex done my way with a honed clientele who love how CMQ operates and come like no tomorrow - I do provide a high…

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BUM FUN

Anal play is not only something that I am really, really good at, but something that I love doing. Anal is my jam. In fact sometimes I prefer it to giving oral. It is like I woke up one day and thought, ‘Goddamn, I’m going to eat some bum.’ I just love that the…

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TITS AHOY

Hello lovers. It has been a while, so I wanted to give you an update on all things CMQ - and No 1 with a bullet is my sick new body. Believe me, taking the zen approach of patience will be oh so worth it in the end. Over the last few weeks I…

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